Who Are You, Why Are You Here, and Who Cares?

I'm Nick.  As my About Me mentions, I am very into metal and craft beer, and I currently live in CT with my parents - I know ladies, I know... but sorry, I am taken.  I've had a few previous blogs, such as a culinary blog called Sizzle Grove, which I hadn't kept up after six or seven months.  That's a less likely fate for this blog, but I suppose you never know.


I Always Feel Smart in the Shower will be a shameless channel of self expression.  Having had a pretty long hiatus from any sort of writing, I wanted to start a blog where I could be limitless.  I might be funny, I might be serious, I might be full of advice - probably mostly related to cooking or beer or something else I have knowledge about.  "Personal" advice doled out by an online blogger or someone who doesn't know you as well as you know yourself is best left ignored (excluding this piece of advice).  For you, this blog could be very entertaining and even useful.  For me, it may prove therapeutic.  If a lot of people read it, for me it could also earn me a few bucks.  Sweet.


Here is who will care: people who know me, people who are very bored, people who are very lazy, and people who are very lonely.  Chances are, even if you do know me, you're bored and/or lonely if you're reading my blog.  I know I don't care to read every stupid little thing my friends write on Facebook, so it seems strange anyone would read what's essentially an entire Nickcentric website devoted to massive status updates.  I'd be pleased if you do anyway, though I'm sorry to hear that you're bored and lonely.


Now that I've done a fairly hack job as a salesman for I Always Feel Smart in the Shower, thanks for reading!  Enjoy this picture of noodle soup.

-Nick