I just thought of a good idea for a brief comedy sketch, or perhaps new Reddit cartoon meme...
1. Take a ridiculous product I just saw on a commercial - the kind it looks like someone put little to no effort into thinking of, yet it will make millions. Perhaps Taco Bell's new burrito with Doritos chips in it.
2. Show the board meeting where they're trying to think of a new idea. The CEO will be all like "alright, so far we've done a taco with lettuce and cheese, a taco with lettuce and cheese and sour cream, a burrito with beef, cheese, and sour cream, a burrito with beef, cheese, reheated freeze-dried potatoes and sour cream, a quesadilla with chicken, a flatbread quesadilla with chicken, a burrito with Fritos chips in it... where do we go from here?"
3. Some goober raises his hand and says "maybe a burrito with Doritos chips in it."
4. The CEO looks at the goober guy, displays a contented smile, picks up a large bag with a $$$ sign on it, and hands it to the goober guy. End sketch/cartoon.
I think that shit would be funny if it was a recurring thing.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Contraceptives and Cheeseburgers
What many people don't seem to understand about Rush Limbaugh is the fact that the occasional everyone-hates-him-even-more-now controversy is just more publicity for him. Getting more listeners, for whatever reason, is good for his career.
Recently, everyone has been jumping all over Rush for making statements about a college aged girl, who, in front of Congress, advocated the covering of contraceptives under university health care. Rush asserted that this equates to having her university pay for her to have lots of sex, making her a "slut." He also made some comment inferring that he would consent to such coverage as long as he gets to watch. Just thought I'd mention that.
It is Rush's right to say those kinds of things on the air. I don't know if that's what the Constitution's founders quite expected when they wrote the First Amendment, but hey, times change I guess. Conversely, it's my right to make negative statements about those who fall under his political/social affiliation, who seem to have dubbed him as some sort of a leader. Conservatives, you chose him - I didn't choose him.
Bear in mind, I do not consider myself a liberal - I consider myself a common sense voter who just happens to have much more of a disdain for conservatives than for any other political demographic.
What I mainly want to get at is this - a message to the leader of the conservative party himself. Rush, if you have an issue with a university or an employer "paying someone to have sex" in such a convoluted, indirect manner, then I, as a health-conscious person, have the right to say that I don't approve of your employer paying for you to smoke cigars and eat cheeseburgers. I would imagine your future quadruple bypass will cost a lot more than a young woman's birth control prescription during the four years she's at a university.
Recently, everyone has been jumping all over Rush for making statements about a college aged girl, who, in front of Congress, advocated the covering of contraceptives under university health care. Rush asserted that this equates to having her university pay for her to have lots of sex, making her a "slut." He also made some comment inferring that he would consent to such coverage as long as he gets to watch. Just thought I'd mention that.
It is Rush's right to say those kinds of things on the air. I don't know if that's what the Constitution's founders quite expected when they wrote the First Amendment, but hey, times change I guess. Conversely, it's my right to make negative statements about those who fall under his political/social affiliation, who seem to have dubbed him as some sort of a leader. Conservatives, you chose him - I didn't choose him.
Bear in mind, I do not consider myself a liberal - I consider myself a common sense voter who just happens to have much more of a disdain for conservatives than for any other political demographic.
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What I mainly want to get at is this - a message to the leader of the conservative party himself. Rush, if you have an issue with a university or an employer "paying someone to have sex" in such a convoluted, indirect manner, then I, as a health-conscious person, have the right to say that I don't approve of your employer paying for you to smoke cigars and eat cheeseburgers. I would imagine your future quadruple bypass will cost a lot more than a young woman's birth control prescription during the four years she's at a university.
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